Welcome to the page of things I hate.  First I would like to thank some people I don't hate.  First, Tim for giving me this idea.  Second Kelani for the background.  Both of their pages are better than mine, so go click on the links and check them out if you want.  Now for things I hate!  On this page I will have links to pages that make fun of these things, or information on it.  Enjoy! (NOTE:  these are not in order)
 

1.  People that hate me
2.  Gym class
3.  Out of tune guitars
4.  Bad ISPs that disconnect me all the time.  i. e. TrueNet
5.  cold pizza
6.  buzzing or rattling speakers
7.  ugly sounding snare drums
8.  blinking text
9.  Marylin Manson (don't get pissed at me for saying this.  I have my reasons)
10.  Howard Stern (you wake me up you jackass)
11.  crappy guitar strings
12.  Spanish Class
13.  Mrs.  Musial
14.  Ahead plastic drum sticks
15.  Pop up adds
16.  Juicy Juice drinks
17.  Homework
18.  People who were obsessed with the Clinton impeachment shit
19.  when people call me Eliot.  After all, John is not that difficult to remember
20.  People who smoke around me and blow the fumes in my directions
21.  Crackys
22.  Morning people (concidreing morning any time before noon)
23.  Packard Bells and Compaq computers
24.  when people spell John wrong
25.  People who complain about me listening to music all the time
26.  Chemistry/physics/science class
27.  Gerbils and hamsters
28.  People who think rats are stupid
29.  When my good friends move to Texas for some reason or another
30.  :o)
31.  when people don't have the cool font that I am using for #31, and #94
32.  pimples
33.  the game "Penguins" for the TI-83
34.  mornings
35.  waking up in the morning
36.  the gym uniforms our school makes us wear
37.  Any marching band that beats The East High School Viking Marching Band at cavalcades
38.  The animated gifs on the East Viking Marching Band home page
39.  Mike Edwards (even though I have never seen him in my life)
40.  When my hit counter gets messed up on my main page and I can't fix it
41.  the fact that I suck at html
42.  The fact that a total of 4 people are probably going to go to this page
43.  people who spell everything with z's.  i. e. filez and thingz
44.  People who overuse the Shift key.  i. e. I SucK aNd i aM StuPiD bEcaUsE i OvEr uSe thE sHiFt KeY
45.  fire drills
46.  alarm clocks
47.  microwaved toast
48.  when Gummy Bears come to life and attack me
49.  my computer.  Damn my computer!!  Damn it to hell!!!
50.  The number 33.  It is so useless
51.  slow computer mice
52.  the smell of male mouse urine
53.  Acme brand Jello
54.  Real classes in school
55.  When Windows crashes
56.  That damn foreigner that sold me a broken Zenith monitor and never gave me my money back for it
57.  wearing glasses
58.  having iguanas poop on me
59.  when the school year starts in August
60.  Mr.  O'Donald
61.  teachers who take points off for spelling stuff wrong on papers
62.  When computer mice get dirty and don't work right
63.  Our old car (Death to the Lumina)
64.  People who e-moon people.  i. e. (_!_)
65.  when I can't remember what I put on this list before, and I keep having to scroll up to make sure I
           don't already have things on my list
66.  people who fart too much
67.  When people get insanity and creativity mixed up
68.  when I step on broken glass
69.  When people laugh every time they see or hear the number 69
70.  slow drivers
71.  Chocolate covered hamburgers
72.  Chain letters
73.  When people don't give Arron Copland the credit he deserves for his musical achievements
74.  Mondays
75.  The month of February
76.  When my stereo equipment blows a fuse
77.  When my car gets fucked up on cold school mornings (once I had to drive to school with my doors open
78.  Pepsi One
79.  When people disrespect the all mighty Mr. Pibb soft drink
80.  Pathetic losers who think they are bad asses by send people computer viruses or taking their AIM names
81.  When my computer gets infected with a fucking virus (i.e. W32.CHI.SPACEFILLER (I got infected with this))
            one a while ago.  I hope the person who gave me this dies and burns!))
82.  Kathy hate's her parents, but that's Kathy, and I don't really care for her all that much
83.  Smelly people
84.  COD mail orders
85.  The United Parcel Service
86.  Low fat food
87.  Fat free food
88.  Sugar free food
89.  Cholesterol free food
90.  Almost all health food
91.  Skinny people who think they always need to diet
92.  When people piss me or my friends off
93.  When lists like this go on and on and on and on...
94.  The fact that this page will probably be viewed by a total of 4 people, counting myself
95.  The fact that I allready mentioned #94
96.  The fact that I'm bored enough to make this page

97.  Being lit on fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!           and poop

98.  YOU!!! (no wait, maybe not)

99.  The fact that I just fell out of my office chair (ouch...)

100.  The fact that I can't think of much more to write at the moment